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Well.. a rap.
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Yo, Uh.. Mhm.. So! Take a look at this gurl right 'ere
She's so cool, and she's to fly, to fly to look straight in the eye...
She's so brightly clever, Just look at her hair in the wind, as it blows like a feature. there she goes, Walkin' down the street.. As you struts her stuff, guess who she meets.
There's her pretty boy Sc- ott. He sees her, and she sees him.. then the fun really begans. Just like cats that run around, Must run away, I saw them hit the ground.
She's so cool, And she's to fly, To fly to look straight in the eye. Who is she may you ask? She's Melody, The gurl Who kicked your ***.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. I know, That was SO mature. I'm sorry. xD
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